my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES
Alright, now we’ve all heard of the 12 step program, have we not?
Yes, but what you can do in 12, I want you to know that we all can do in 6 now, and it goes like this…
Cristina Yang’s story line this season — the petty arguments with Meredith, the ridiculous flirtation with Shane — is such an obvious, predictable means to telegraph Sandra Oh’s upcoming departure that it’s almost insulting, to both Oh and the audience.
ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM
Look at their faces xD hahaha
OMG. I THINK MY NEIGHBOUR’S DOG STARTED BARKING AT THE SOUND I JUST MADE
LOOK HOW TINY AND PRECIOUS THEY ALL ARE :D
i just spit my muffin out from laughter
When an American hears the degrees in Celsius
When everyone else hears the degrees in Fahrenheit
oh my god
When I was 12 we were at Disneyworld and my mom and I started talking to this other mom and her daughter. We were about the same age and we were talking about how hot it was at Disney and how we are from Brazil an that there is hot almost all the time. And then the girl said, the other day it was 120 degrees. And I remember my eye getting really wide open and my jaw dropping and in my head going : HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!!! WHY ARENT YOU DEAD ???? WHATS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!!!!! HOOOOWW IS THE COUNTRY NOT BURNING DOWN??!!!
Only this year I realized that she meant 120 Fahrenheit. I am 16.
You know why women often say “nothing’s wrong” when something is definitely bothering them
It’s because men have been belittling, minimizing and mocking our emotions forever
And we are socialized to be as passive and undemanding and selfless as possible, and not to run any risk of bothering or angering a man lest he abandon or hurt us
It’s not passive aggression, it is fear
oh my god
and then its so highly regarded when men show emotions
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