In My Heart Forever and Always

A Broadway Fan, Theater Lover, Caskett Shipper, A Tribute, A loving person, with Lovely Friends and with an Interesting mind.
My Birthday is April 23rd. I Love my Friends and Family, specially my ShihTzu Dog, she is my baby and I love her very much.
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  • Aunt: *sees the vodka I use as a toner and judges me*
  • Aunt: *inspects my hair* your hair is so limpy and thin!
  • Aunt: *walks in while I was playing video games* is this what you do all day?
  • Aunt: what are you doing for school?
  • Aunt: do you work?
  • Aunt: make sure you clean the kitchen before your mom gets home unless you want her to get mad at you
  • Aunt: *gives me the stink eye as she leaves*

the-real-mozart:

devongreen:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?

fun has no expiration date

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queenbradbury:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you suddenly hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they just knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

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communistbakery:

spooky ghost for your blog

communistbakery:

spooky ghost for your blog

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cyclopette:

ohcorny:

beauty and the beast au where belle’s dad is the one that breaks the spell by loving the beast like the son he never had

what the fuck that’s adorable

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edens-blog:

wkdart:

iamtonysexual:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

onlylolgifs:

 People blown over in streets as Storm Ivar hits Norway

looks fun

makin’ my way dOWNTO—-

ASDFK

MAKIN’ MY WAY UPTOWN

not gonna lie at first I thought these people were really good at the Smooth Criminal lean

step 1. buy several hundred bags of miniature marshmallows 

step 2. somehow get upwind

step 3. open the bags and let the sugary puffs fly free

step 4. enjoy the sight of people getting absolutely pelted with marshmallows 

step 5. ?????????

step 6. profit 

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thaibrator:

Going to school with a dress code

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i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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